There's not enough time...for CAKE!

Gretchen's Birthday is tomorrow. She's going to be 34 years old. We're planning on going out for dinner in lieu of a gift, but I found the perfect gift. Don't tell anyone, but this should be a t-shirt based exemplification of her perfect man: Bauer Power. She'll love it.

I give you my word.

WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR?

DAMMIT!