How to Cheat Good

Hey Gretchen - this one's for you:

The only people allowed to use the word “colour” are those with Indian surnames. “Weight,” you may argue, “I was bourne and razed in the english countryside.” I have no doubt, but your Commonwealth heritage is not easily detectable by your surname, so I’m afraid you will need to switch to Amerkin spelling for work in my classes...Otherwise, fair or not, it somehow appears that you have copied your work from another author.

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