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Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Chuck Norris Facts

Chuck Norris Facts:

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. But he is so badass, he has never cried. Ever.

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.

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