Blasphemy vs. Stench Level

After cleaning the catbox, I've determined that there is a distinct gradation of "using the Lord's name in vain" when faced with certain smells. (Of course, I don't speak for those of us involved with the more pastoral vocations such as animal husbandry, etc.). Here's the matrix:

Level	Smell	Blasphemy
1	Pee Pee Diaper	Oh God, that smells
2	Poo Poo Diaper	Jesus, that smells!
3	Cat Box	Jesus Christ! That stinks!
4	Cat Box (3 weeks old)	"For the love of Jesus Christ and all that is Holy (and Allah too!)"
5	Cat Box (cats must have had Mexican food)	"$&%$&%# Cats! Jesus Christ! Sh*t.. *gag*