Girls out night

The girl and I had our first "girls night out." Claire had trouble getting this out, so it was amended to "out night." While we're both still straight, we did have a good time...we ate at BJ's Pizza House and she had mac 'n cheese (of all things galling)! We then went shopping for some warmer clothes. We found several pairs of warms pants...a pair of jeans with a fleece lining even; I'd fall asleep if I had something that comfy. We then went to the bookstore where, from the parking lot, Claire could see the display of Jon Stewart's new "textbook" America. She shouted out: "I love Jon Stewart's new book!" Thank god I was wearing Depends. Have we taken this indoctrination a little too far?