Luddite Shmuddite

Gretchen and I were catching the last episode of Lenny Briscoe on Law & Order (via TiVo no less) and an advertisement for the Volkswagen Touareg came on. The advertisement was pure techno-porn, lingering lasciviously on the GPS navigation system, the four-point air suspension and... Oh yeah baby!... 350 HP of torque! Gretchen said, "Oooh!".

I accused her techno-lust, and she replied simply, "It's Touareg Lust".